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Re: Funniest Sledges
« Reply #75 on: April 19, 2016, 01:13:44 PM »
Quote from: brokenbat on April 19, 2016, 12:43:08 PM
Slightly off topic, but some of the "advice" given by fielders to their bowlers is also quite amusing.
Does my head in, one old git at my club just shouts 'bowl at the stumps' all the time. It's always players who can't bowl to save their lives too!
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Re: Funniest Sledges
« Reply #76 on: April 19, 2016, 01:20:00 PM »
Full and straight lads, full and straight. To the part time leggie accidentally bowling half trackers.
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Re: Funniest Sledges
« Reply #77 on: April 19, 2016, 01:23:18 PM »
Quote from: northernboy1987 on April 19, 2016, 01:20:00 PM
Full and straight lads, full and straight. To the part time leggie accidentally bowling half trackers.

"In the blockhole every ball" - the bloke who hasn't bowled since 2008 when he 'bowled' one that pitched on his own toes and didn't even reach the batsman
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Re: Funniest Sledges
« Reply #78 on: April 19, 2016, 02:08:04 PM »
I had one in a friendly last season when I accidentally bowled a full toss and the batsmen sliced it straight up in the air and was caught at mid off. Next ball one of my team mates came out with "keep bowling that good length T"
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Re: Funniest Sledges
« Reply #79 on: April 19, 2016, 08:22:37 PM »
I have, on occasions, when our bowler has pushed a couple down legside, offered some friendly advice of "this guy is right-handed mate..."
Usually gets a chuckle...  :)
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Re: Funniest Sledges
« Reply #80 on: April 19, 2016, 08:48:07 PM »
Quote from: roco on April 19, 2016, 08:08:36 AM
I once got sledged for being on here

I was batting against @wilkie113 s team and got abuse saying "oh its wilkies little friend lets make sure we keep him out here"
and so on for my entire 87 that day before being triggered

Pretty sure our pro dropped you off me that day too  :(
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Re: Funniest Sledges
« Reply #81 on: April 19, 2016, 09:11:38 PM »
Quote from: wilkie113 on April 19, 2016, 08:48:07 PM
Pretty sure our pro dropped you off me that day too  :(

Good old nalaka good lad he was
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Re: Funniest Sledges
« Reply #82 on: April 19, 2016, 11:03:15 PM »
Not a game I played in, but oppo warming up have a gym bunny long blonde hair and in a singlet.

He's opening the batting and as bowler is at front of his run up for 1st ball, someone shouts "gladiator, ready!!!"

All 15 on the pitch need a minute to stop laughing!
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Re: Funniest Sledges
« Reply #83 on: April 20, 2016, 09:54:07 AM »
Quote from: WalkingWicket37 on April 18, 2016, 11:02:20 PM
The cocaine and hookers line was clearly a joke...

@WalkingWicket37 I was referring to you constantly requiring to tell us how much sex you are having.
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Re: Funniest Sledges
« Reply #84 on: April 20, 2016, 10:09:34 AM »
Quote from: hanif on April 20, 2016, 09:54:07 AM
@WalkingWicket37 I was referring to you constantly requiring to tell us how much sex you are having.

To be fair Tinder is £20 a year so you're right in a roundabouts kind of way...  :D

Would have made more sense if you'd posted that comment in the thread about girlfriends where I'd made said comments though...
« Last Edit: April 20, 2016, 10:15:32 AM by WalkingWicket37 »
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Re: Funniest Sledges
« Reply #85 on: April 20, 2016, 10:23:31 AM »
Let's just all lighten up a bit - it's nearly the cricket season!
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Re: Funniest Sledges
« Reply #86 on: April 20, 2016, 10:29:57 AM »
Quote from: WalkingWicket37 on April 18, 2016, 10:26:37 PM
I know I'm fat and ugly. Still shag birds though...

It doesn't hit a nerve having people comment about my weight (it barely gets through my thick skin, let alone the layer of fat...) I just find it unnecessary for a total stranger to take digs about people's appearance/physique on a cricket pitch.
As Aidy (did I get your name right, @ProCricketer1982?) has said you wouldn't do it at work, or walking down the street, so whys it acceptable on a sports field?

@WalkingWicket37 this was posted in this thread, I think every 5 posts or so, you feel the need to tell us.  Is it just in case we still think you are a virgin?
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Re: Funniest Sledges
« Reply #87 on: April 20, 2016, 10:35:43 AM »
You try making light hearted comments and you get accused of God only knows what nowadays...

I did have my eye on a few hundred quid worth of Bas kit from Eclipse, but Hanif has done an excellent job of persuading me not to bother with that last comment which is bordering on a personal attack.
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Re: Funniest Sledges
« Reply #88 on: April 20, 2016, 10:41:47 AM »
@WalkingWicket37 seems you are softer than expected, loves to dish it out, any come back he crumbles. Head back to the tinder basement and take a box of tissues with you.
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Re: Funniest Sledges
« Reply #89 on: April 20, 2016, 10:42:41 AM »
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