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[WalkingWicket37]

@WalkingWicket37 seems you are softer than expected, loves to dish it out, any come back he crumbles. Head back to the tinder basement and take a box of tissues with you.

If I do that wouldn't I be hard?

[hanif]

If I do that wouldn't I be hard?

@WalkingWicket37 maybe you have more issues than we first thought, not to worry you can get tablets for that.

[SirScottiod]

I'm pulling my massive shoe horn out and try and leaver this back to cricket!!

One of my favourites is Freddy Flintoff to Tino Best "mind the windows Tino" promptly followed by Tino getting cleaned up!!

See, back to cricket!!

[Neon Cricket]

Jesus, another thread torn apart - didn't even have a retailer saying anything controversial on this one! haha

[ppccopener]

lever it back over Sir Jock well done son!! 

come on lads we should be looking for ward to the season, there's a million and one things to talk about

[smilley792]

Custom bats forum, the only place where making a joke, or having a laugh is throwned upon and someone questions your mentality! Wow.



Anyway back to a twister and serious and stay on topic!

Best sledge I heard was "deary me old chap, your not very good at cricket are you".......(hopefully that doesn't offend anyone)

[northernboy1987]

Custom bats forum, the only place where making a joke, or having a laugh is throwned upon and someone questions your mentality! Wow.



Anyway back to a twister and serious and stay on topic!

Best sledge I heard was "deary me old chap, your not very good at cricket are you".......(hopefully that doesn't offend anyone)

Whoever used that sledge has serious issues, bringing the game into disrepute like that, wanna be ashamed of themselves.

[SirScottiod]

Anyway back to a twister and serious and stay on topic!

Best sledge I heard was "deary me old chap, your not very good at cricket are you".......(hopefully that doesn't offend anyone)

Pure and utter slander!! I'm disgusted and appalled to my very core!!

[smokem]

Jesus, another thread torn apart - didn't even have a retailer saying anything controversial on this one! haha

You might want to rethink that comment... 

[WalkingWicket37]

You might want to rethink that comment... 

But Eclipse All Sports aren't a forum sponsor and aren't referenced in Hanif's profile, so for all intensive purposes Adam is correct 

[brokenbat]

Anyway back to a twister and serious and stay on topic!

Best sledge I heard was "deary me old chap, your not very good at cricket are you".......(hopefully that doesn't offend anyone)

Offended by the incorrect grammar !

[frooper11]

Whether it's true or not the best one I heard involved Merv Hughes and a famous Pakistani player (possibly Inzi), every time Merv followed through his bowling run up right to the batsmans nose he was greeted with "Bus driver, you look like fat bus driver".

Merv promptly sent his stumps flying and continued on his follow through right to the gate in the picket fence to the dressing room steps, he stayed there with his hand on top of the gate and as the departing batsman approached piped up "tickets please!"

This and the Ormond\Waugh exchange.

[brokenbat]

Whether it's true or not the best one I heard involved Merv Hughes and a famous Pakistani player (possibly Inzi), every time Merv followed through his bowling run up right to the batsmans nose he was greeted with "Bus driver, you look like fat bus driver".

Merv promptly sent his stumps flying and continued on his follow through right to the gate in the picket fence to the dressing room steps, he stayed there with his hand on top of the gate and as the departing batsman approached piped up "tickets please!"

This and the Ormond\Waugh exchange.

That was vs Javed Miandad. Inzi wasn't really much of a talker, and was also far too young to play with Merv.

[frooper11]

That was vs Javed Miandad. Inzi wasn't really much of a talker, and was also far too young to play with Merv.

Cheers.

Still amuses me to the day.

[Riddy]

KP at the non strikers describing Yuvraj as "Very slow, no turn" to his batting partner.