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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #45 on: May 19, 2016, 07:44:44 AM »
Quote from: roco on May 19, 2016, 07:33:31 AM
#48 don't think you are hard by insulting someone behind the protection of a screen

YOU WANT SOME DO YA?!



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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #46 on: May 19, 2016, 07:54:15 AM »
Quote from: northernboy1987 on May 19, 2016, 07:44:44 AM
YOU WANT SOME DO YA?!



 :D

Anytime I have had enough practice fighting northerners as my wife is one (yet to win one in 11 years but got to eventually)

I can type faster than you and post nasty pictures that I find with google so mwhhhhhh
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #47 on: May 19, 2016, 07:55:09 AM »
Quote from: roco on May 19, 2016, 07:54:15 AM
Anytime I have had enough practice fighting northerners as my wife is one (yet to win one in 11 years but got to eventually)

I can type faster than you and post nasty pictures that I find with google so mwhhhhhh

You've offended me. I need a safe space.
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #48 on: May 19, 2016, 07:56:10 AM »
Quote from: northernboy1987 on May 19, 2016, 07:55:09 AM
You've offended me. I need a safe space.

Haha I came prepared I have my blanky and care bear collection for instant comfort
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #49 on: May 19, 2016, 08:00:25 AM »
Quote from: roco on May 19, 2016, 07:56:10 AM
Haha I came prepared I have my blanky and care bear collection for instant comfort

Thank you.
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #50 on: May 19, 2016, 12:54:05 PM »
#49 if in doubt it is Buzz's fault and he should be blamed for everything.
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #51 on: May 19, 2016, 07:05:11 PM »
#50 an attempt to arrange a North v South forum fixture must take place annually

#51 if said fixture does not go ahead see rule #49
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #52 on: May 21, 2016, 10:07:37 PM »
#52 Always crack a joke when camo detailing is used for gear - ie. "Why are there no stickers on that bat?"
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #53 on: May 21, 2016, 10:28:00 PM »
#53 A review is not a review with out sufficient amount of pictures. There are never enough pictures.
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #54 on: May 22, 2016, 05:55:55 AM »
Quote from: Woodyspin on May 21, 2016, 10:28:00 PM
#53 A review is not a review with out sufficient amount of pictures. There are never enough pictures.

How come we jumped straight from rule #51 to #53?
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #55 on: May 22, 2016, 06:12:09 AM »
Rule #52. Rule #52 does not exist, please proceed to #53.
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #56 on: May 22, 2016, 06:39:47 AM »
Quote from: Wickets-then-runs on May 22, 2016, 06:12:09 AM
Rule #52. Rule #52 does not exist, please proceed to #53.

Good one
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #57 on: May 23, 2016, 12:34:49 PM »
Rule #54: You are only selling to pay for your mortgage, because all bat sales fund mortgage payments.

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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #58 on: May 23, 2016, 04:28:13 PM »
#55 Never buy bats for your team mates. They will either not pay, want some kind of try before you buy scheme or just generally muck you around. If they want a bat let them buy it themselves. The only person that loses out is you and your money, as you try to offload it on the forum. Try and show them the joys of the forum and watch in horror as they buy an overpriced plank that looks like a kitchen table. At least you tried to steer them towards better willow
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #59 on: May 23, 2016, 09:30:00 PM »
#56 There is to be no selling bats for friends or team mates.... See #55
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