Dunno if anyone heard 'Swanny' on TMS talking about raiding a bat cupboard in his Notts days?
The conversation was on tailenders not getting bat sponsors. Swanny said they're better off with a bat from 'local Geoff' and he recalled Mike Hussey returning to Notts after a trip to his sponsor (you'll figure it out)...
(passable Aussie acccent); "mate, you've got to ask to see the bats in the private room, some absolute stunners in there."
Swanny (who at the time was using the same brand); "will do, so I trotted off there the next day, asked to see the secret stash. Shop floor employee, deadpan; "nothing like that here..."
Goes back to Notts the next day... "Huss, you're winding me up, there's no secret room!" Hussey, adamant there is, calls the gaffer and goes down with Swann the next day. They get let into the room.
Swann then reveals that they rolled down the grips on the bats - practically all have 'Ponting' written on the handles. Swann takes a look at them and swaps them for the ones he picked up the day before, from the main stash. he concluded by saying this was just before the 2005 Ashes and he likes to think that he contributed to that series win...
Was listening in thinking this anecdote is CBF heaven!