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[FattusCattus]

I'll print this analysis off and put it on the mantlepiece next to my premier league winners medal... 

Tiddlywinks is not a sport!

[SOULMAN1012]

I'm sorry @SOULMAN1012  you clearly fail the talent criteria for these nets - you are simply too good and this may cause a problem.

You clearly need to be able to do at least one of the following:

A) Miss a slow straight one  ( @WalkingWicket37)

B) Run aggressively straight past one ( @ppccopener )

C) Turn a really funny colour and go and have a 'nice sit down' ( @Churchy1989 )

D) Bowl a few decent leggies then quit whilst your ahead by announcing your arm has dropped off ( @Mpt7 )

E) Make sweet love to the bowling machine instead of bowling ( @uknsaunders )

Do you bake at all?

I've been know to do all the above before @FattusCattus before taking guard I'll have you know.

And @uknsaunders I think it was 2 maidens and a couple of singles. I knew you were bowling you see

[petehosk]

Pete, are you over the trauma

I felt like the guy from Matrix! It was funny to have to sway away to a 12 year old!

[WalkingWicket37]

I felt like the guy from Matrix! It was funny to have to sway away to a 12 year old!

Don't lie about his age Pete, the lad was 8! 

[RoCo Da Pixie]

I am keen on attending a few nets over the winter.

[petehosk]

Anyway...enough about being bounced by 5 year olds! 

How about we put a couple of date suggestions out there?

I was thinking either of the following:

1. Saturday 7th October
2. Sunday 8th October
3. Saturday 21st October
4. Sunday 22nd October

That is less than 4 weeks away! Would everyone be ok with one of the above dates?
Please reply ASAP and once I have a few replies, I will call them and check availability on the dates above?
Also need to confirm numbers by the end of this week so we will know how many lanes?

 

[Mpt7]

In for all

[uknsaunders]

I think the 7th October is my club or league dinner, so ok apart from that one.

[petehosk]

Ok - on feedback, the possible guest list:

Up for it: (in no particular order)
Me
@roco
@RoCo Da Pixie
@FattusCattus
@Sivlar13
@Mpt7
@WalkingWicket37
@Chalkie
@felix
@neoncricket
@DorsetDan
@Northern monkey
@Woodyspin (+1)
@Churchy1989
@IWTUK
@LEACHY48
@ppccopener
@SOULMAN1012
@edge
@richyreed

Possibles:
@jblowe
@simonmay5
@tom line
@uknsaunders
@velvetsky01

[LEACHY48]

Yeah I'm good for any of those dates

[ppccopener]

Sat 21 oct is perfect or 22nd sunday

[WalkingWicket37]

Free both Saturdays or Sunday 8th

[roco]

prefer a sunday but can do sat if needed

long old list hope there is plenty of bowlers

[Vitas Cricket]

I could probably do Sunday the 8th.

[Neon Cricket]

The 8th is best for me too

@velvetsky01 fancy it? I know @DorsetDan will be keen to join us!