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Re: Ways in which Bats are better than women.........
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2010, 04:44:02 PM »

20. Having a freakishly long neck (handle) with a very short, dumpy, fat body is considered the newest and hottest thing!
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Re: Ways in which Bats are better than women.........
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2010, 04:47:34 PM »

one reason why bats and women are the same... they seem ok when you first meet, you dont spend too much time together, and at the first oppotunity they will slap your mates balls around
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Re: Ways in which Bats are better than women.........
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2010, 04:55:14 PM »

you get to spend time in the covers with them ;)
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Re: Ways in which Bats are better than women.........
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2010, 04:55:54 PM »

Like that!! Nice play on words!
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Re: Ways in which Bats are better than women.........
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2010, 04:57:11 PM »

Differences between bat and women:

21. Strangers will come up and tell you how lush and gorgeous your bat looks!
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Re: Ways in which Bats are better than women.........
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2010, 04:57:36 PM »

22. You won't take a swing at them when they do!!
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Re: Ways in which Bats are better than women.........
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2010, 05:14:37 PM »

23: The stiffer the face the better
24: Rubber / Latex is not considered unusual
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« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2010, 05:15:50 PM »

25: You can fix them with glue and fibre tape not flowers and a dinner out
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Re: Ways in which Bats are better than women.........
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2010, 05:19:15 PM »

26. And they are happy and last longer if you give them a yearly rub down and oil!
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Re: Ways in which Bats are better than women.........
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2010, 05:32:04 PM »

27. you don't have to wait for hours for them to be ready before you go out
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Re: Ways in which Bats are better than women.........
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2010, 05:35:53 PM »

28. If you are in and out in 10 seconds, then you're more disappointed than your bat is!
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Re: Ways in which Bats are better than women.........
« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2010, 05:38:13 PM »

29. They like it hard.
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Re: Ways in which Bats are better than women.........
« Reply #27 on: January 21, 2010, 05:39:25 PM »

30. sleeping with my bat it never steals the duvet
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Re: Ways in which Bats are better than women.........
« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2010, 09:26:50 PM »

31)  Bats don't get moody at a certain time of the month.
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Re: Ways in which Bats are better than women.........
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2010, 09:31:18 PM »

32) bat doesnt complain if u stay out all night drinking !
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