Topic: Ways in which Bats are better than women......... (Read 7381 times)

petehosk · « **Reply #15 on:** January 21, 2010, 04:44:02 PM »

20. Having a freakishly long neck (handle) with a very short, dumpy, fat body is considered the newest and hottest thing!

Mr Cricket · « **Reply #16 on:** January 21, 2010, 04:47:34 PM »

one reason why bats and women are the same... they seem ok when you first meet, you dont spend too much time together, and at the first oppotunity they will slap your mates balls around

tommo256 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 21, 2010, 04:55:14 PM »

you get to spend time in the covers with them

petehosk · « **Reply #18 on:** January 21, 2010, 04:55:54 PM »

Like that!! Nice play on words!

petehosk · « **Reply #19 on:** January 21, 2010, 04:57:11 PM »

Differences between bat and women:

21. Strangers will come up and tell you how lush and gorgeous your bat looks!

petehosk · « **Reply #20 on:** January 21, 2010, 04:57:36 PM »

22. You won't take a swing at them when they do!!

SAF Bats · « **Reply #21 on:** January 21, 2010, 05:14:37 PM »

23: The stiffer the face the better
24: Rubber / Latex is not considered unusual

SAF Bats · « **Reply #22 on:** January 21, 2010, 05:15:50 PM »

25: You can fix them with glue and fibre tape not flowers and a dinner out

petehosk · « **Reply #23 on:** January 21, 2010, 05:19:15 PM »

26. And they are happy and last longer if you give them a yearly rub down and oil!

Buzz · « **Reply #24 on:** January 21, 2010, 05:32:04 PM »

27. you don't have to wait for hours for them to be ready before you go out

petehosk · « **Reply #25 on:** January 21, 2010, 05:35:53 PM »

28. If you are in and out in 10 seconds, then you're more disappointed than your bat is!

Master-Basterd · « **Reply #26 on:** January 21, 2010, 05:38:13 PM »

29. They like it hard.

Mr Cricket · « **Reply #27 on:** January 21, 2010, 05:39:25 PM »

30. sleeping with my bat it never steals the duvet

Watsontotty · « **Reply #28 on:** January 21, 2010, 09:26:50 PM »

31) Bats don't get moody at a certain time of the month.

The Finisher · « **Reply #29 on:** January 21, 2010, 09:31:18 PM »

32) bat doesnt complain if u stay out all night drinking !

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