All of this reminds me of a bloke i played cricket with for a couple seasons when i first started grade as a junior . We were in 5th grade and the teams spinner was a 62yr old fat guy who we called 'the judge' ( he was a barrister ) . He couldn't dive or even bend down to field the ball . He would wear soccer ( sorry English folk...football ) shin guards -the hard plastic type . Whenever having to field anything off his own bowling , or at gully when fielding , he just stuck out a leg and blocked the ball with a shin . Opposition batsmen would shudder and giggle when hearing the horrible , painful sounding , noise it made , not knowing that the judge's shins were well protected . I always looked at him and thought 2 things : 1) i want to play cricket until I'm his age . 2) i wonder how old I'll be when I'll have to adopt his fielding methods . .....well , I'm getting closer , that's for sure .