Wasn't looking forward to today, playing a terrible bunch of blokes who proved no different today.
To put it into perspective, these lot had no qualms about bowling bouncers to 13 year-old girls in a development league a few years ago, and seem happy to blatantly cheat when umpiring.
We won the toss and put them in on a wet deck, and our opening bowlers had reduced them to 36-2 off 10 before we came off for rain. Then me and my fellow spinner came on and i took the wicket of their mouthy batsman who pumped me for a massive 6 on his second ball, and then edged to slip on his 3rd, leaving the pitch moaning about my "(No Swearing Please) spin" (Says wicket in the scorebook though?) My fellow spinner took 2 good wickets, before i took another one with a horrible full toss. We had them 105-7 when we finally came off for rain, and we never got back out there.
As mouthy batsman (who was now umpire) pondered taking us off, one of our loan players suggested staying on whilst it was just spitting, but was met by a barrage of abuse. He was told to F off and that he could pay to repair the wicket if he wanted, before another volley of swearing (bare in mind we had 2 colts playing). Our loan player responded by telling him to be quiet, he started to walk over saying "what you going to do then" before wisely retreating when he realised he wouldn't have won that particular fight.
We then took an early tea, the rain got heavier and made the pitch and outfield unplayable. But they told us they wanted to take the full hour before calling it off, despite us saying we wouldn't be going back out on an unplayable pitch, and the 4 forecasts we looked at suggested it was only going to get heavier for the next 7 hours (which it did). We then called it off, and they retreated back to the changing rooms without as much of a handshake or thanks for coming.
No idea why idiots like this play cricket, i know a few of them from football and they're equally as bad there. Then again, no idea what we expected from a group of players who find it morally justified to bowl bouncers full pace at little girls.