Poor selections England have a boost minus Warner smith and the bowlers place vs place England are stronger, if the Aussie bowers stay for the series then England have issues however I don’t think they willl! England 2-1 loss at Perth win Adelaide and Sydney draws gabba and mcg (possibly 3-1 eng win in Melbourne)
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How many times do you guys need to hear that handsomb and khawaja will make plenty of runs !
This outlandish predicting has forced my hand , so i will make my own outlandish predictions .....
3-1 oz - eng to win at Adelaide and rain to play a part in one draw .
If not , then the next most likely outcomes are 4-0 or 3-0 . Less likely, but possible 3-2 with eng winning at Adelaide and the mcg . But really , i doubt eng can win more than 1 test .
You guys have more faith in vince and malan than you should , and more faith in your bowlers than you should . Also , you cant expect cook to have another summer of 10-11 again . Personally , i think you need root and bairstow ( and to a lesser degree , ali) to carry the bulk of the batting load . I just dont think they can do it for 5 tests .Lastly, cummins and starc will be more firepower then your batsmen are ever likely to encounter...and paired with quick , bouncy wickets...... you dont realise just how hostile it's going to be . There will be fear factor x 2 .