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[Colesy]

What's the best sledges you've heard or used on a weekend?

[espocrespo]

One i used too great but it worked. Guy come in, i was playing my first 2nd XI match and i was standing at point, i shouted
"This guys got more blocks than lego land"
Next ball he got bowled ahah

[Colesy]

Aha, used that before, pairs well with "more leaves than a tree"

[espocrespo]

more missus than henry the eighth

[Colesy]

"Someone get this guy a girlfriend cos he can't pull"

[espocrespo]

slip says to the keeper "what do you call a deer with no eyes"
keeper "no idea"
slip "thats what this batsmens got, no idea"

[Colesy]

It's all about the one liners

Nice golf-swing buddy!

[ianbuchanan]

"seatbelts on lads, this guy can't drive!"
"he's batting like a polo, all edge no middle!!"
"golf clubs that way!"
"he couldnt cut butter!


i got owned once when sledging, i was at first slip when this guy played and missed at about 10 balls in a few overs. i shout out 'come on then gaz (the bowler) keep asking the question......... cos he's got no answer!!
he went on to make a ton. i went out to bat he goes "he's talked the talk lets see him walk the walk! i hope he can bat fellas!" i got out for a 3rd ball duck.....

[Liam-SCCC]

We were on tour and some one came in with aero pads and took guard left handed, he then batted right hand so we had to change our field back and then he got a golden. Gave him a sending off of 'as if his pads weren't bad enough he goes and does that!'

 - Get you L plates this guy can't drive
- played against a lad around same age as me, after a run out he had a mix up with the new batsmen. Gave the old ' it's alright guys we don't have to do anything he is gunna run the whole team out for us' he wasn't happy. Oh and the original run out was by my dad from the boundary who has te biggest chocolate arm ever!!

[dan_griffin11]

these are just embarrasing!

[Colesy]

I've been called the one shot wonder before, quite insulted.

[gramw]

these are just embarrasing!

Agreed, is it just me or do these just remind anyone of junior cricket? Its always cocky little kids aswell that use them

[Colesy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1NFbVx0uN8

[tommo256]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6KLq-3lzx0&feature=related

[tommo256]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOznujyKsoc&feature=related