got told a good one yesterday. a friend was talking about when he was 'rapid' (probably a good 20 years ago)
he was taking an aussie to pieces one saturday afternoon. the guy couldnt get bat on ball to save his life.
playing and missing, late shots and giving banter even though he was in marks pocket (aussies are all the same)
Mark walks down (holding ball up in his hand) and says 'its red, its round and its got a seam on it'!
turns back to his run up, digs in a short one.... The aussie rocks back and launches him three fields into a large oak tree. A huge branch falls followed by the ball. aussie walks down the wicket, pats it down and says
'thanks for the tip maaate'
hahaha maybe had to be there but that just had me in stitches!!!