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[pacman75cricket]

Rule 5 The same tea should be available for home & away teams

[Tumo]

Rule 5 The same tea should be available for home & away teams

Jesus, what club do you play at?! We have the same teas at every club...

[rp27]

Rule 6 - Away team gets first shot at tea, really peeves me off when the home team dive in first

[Tumo]

Rule 6 - Away team gets first shot at tea, really peeves me off when the home team dive in first

Again, what?! It's an unwritten rule up our way, the away team always goes first!

[rp27]

Thats what i thought, until i went to mosely ashfield, where they had starting eating before us, i was disgusted

[procricket]

Always freaked me out that in cricket you have to buy a jug for performing when surely others should buy you a drink for doing well

In Lancashire you get a collection when you score a 50 or take 5 wickets i hate them buggers running out with the doe and no beers bought

Do you not have home and away tables best way to avoid imbarresment when your fat number 11 eats all the jaffas

[Colesy]

3) If you score a 50 or more or take 5 wickets you buy a jug. NO EXCUSES i dont care if you are 15 or have to shoot off straight after the game

Under 18s don't have to buy jugs at our club. I like this rule as I would have had to buy 14

[pacman75cricket]

Same teas for both at ours remember playing against Banbury Town 1stXI different tea fro them fruit & chicken drumsticks away team standard sandwich's etc

[FattusCattus]

when your fat number 11 eats all the jaffas

Hey hey! Don't diss the matchwinners!! We deserve all the rewards we can get!

[Burdy]

Know its summer when;

The mozzies come out in force
Look into the cricket bag in the garage to find a mouse nest
When you think, ''its 6.30pm, give it a month and i will still be outside chasing leather''
when you find out who the new additions to your club are

[Liam-SCCC]

You know it's the cricket season when you have just had the worst net of the winter.

[Liam-SCCC]

Under 18s don't have to buy jugs at our club. I like this rule as I would have had to buy 14

My dad buys my jug for me! One of only a few benefits of having your dad in the same team!

[Colesy]

Apparently I have to buy them all when I'm 18. Will it happen? Not much chance

[19reading87]

You play cricket...

[ianbuchanan]

Always freaked me out that in cricket you have to buy a jug for performing when surely others should buy you a drink for doing well

Our team 'Jug' policy:

Home Games:

1. You must buy a jug if you hit 50 or take 5 wickets, regardless of anything.
2. You must buy 2 jugs if you hit 100.
3. Jug avoidance is not acceptable, therefore getting out between 45-50 or taking 4 wickets, is a jug.
4. If anyone hits over 140, it results in 3 jugs, plus another jug for jug avoidance (Not hitting 150).

Away Games:

Same rules apply, just replace jug with 'Crate' for the minibus!

Some poor lad hit 141* away from home, expensive trip to tesco after the game........!