Jesus Christ, Oi Vey, Hare Krishna & Buddha!!! didn't anyone have a crap season?
I got the yips and can't bowl spin anymore.
For all my batting practice, still can't control my base instincts & continue to tw*t it straight to fielders.
I am now so fat in the field, that when I pull off a glorious diving stop, it's down to my lower centre of gravity, rather than any skill.
...but I'll still be back next year, and I'll catch some of you young, skillfull, good-looking, athletic buggers up!!!