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Re: The pink test (Sydney)
« Reply #390 on: January 05, 2014, 04:53:40 AM »

mate I'm just taking the piss out of one the English fans on here who maintained Nathan Lyon is a club spinner
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Re: The pink test (Sydney)
« Reply #391 on: January 05, 2014, 04:54:55 AM »

oh yeah also forget that Mitchell Johnson isn't bowling as well as his average suggests.
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Re: The pink test (Sydney)
« Reply #392 on: January 05, 2014, 04:55:47 AM »

mate I'm just taking the piss out of one the English fans on here who maintained Nathan Lyon is a club spinner
Sorry mate didn't realise you're Australian!
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Re: The pink test (Sydney)
« Reply #393 on: January 05, 2014, 05:03:03 AM »

no worriws.  Stokes just treated him like a clubbie spinner.
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Re: The pink test (Sydney)
« Reply #394 on: January 05, 2014, 05:08:40 AM »

At least we are seeing some shots being played...the last stand  ;)
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Re: The pink test (Sydney)
« Reply #395 on: January 05, 2014, 05:24:13 AM »

All over.  >:(
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Re: The pink test (Sydney)
« Reply #396 on: January 05, 2014, 05:26:52 AM »

5 ZIP!!!

That is all :)
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Re: The pink test (Sydney)
« Reply #397 on: January 05, 2014, 05:38:02 AM »

Awesome.

Who would have thought that by the end of the series the poms cant even bat for 2 sessions. What a rabble.

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Re: The pink test (Sydney)
« Reply #398 on: January 05, 2014, 05:56:53 AM »

Congratulations and well done to Australia, you well and truly deserved not only the series win but the Whitewash. Keep that urn safe for us, we'll be back.. eventually.
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Re: The pink test (Sydney)
« Reply #399 on: January 05, 2014, 07:40:11 AM »

Not even 3 days. Pretty much rock bottom...
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Re: The pink test (Sydney)
« Reply #400 on: January 05, 2014, 07:42:04 AM »

This series has seen the brutal dismembering of English cricket in a way that none of us on either side could have predicted.

Darren Lehmann exhorted the Australian public into a secular Jihad and the Aussie bowlers have responded with a display that reminded me of the Windies at their peak.

Only one English batsman (Stokes) averaged above 30 for this series. Remarkable.

The much laughed at Australian batting line up included:

Rogers - 2 centuries
Warner - 2 centuries and an 80 odd not out
Watson - 1 century and an 80 odd not out
Clarke - 2 centuries
Smith - 2 centuries
Bailey - flop
Haddin - most runs by a wicket keeper in Ashes history

Decimation...there is no other word for it.

I seem to recall not that long ago (circa October 2011) that when I responded that Australia had deep reserves of fast bowling talent, aside from the usual guffaws of laughter that it drew around here, I was told in no uncertain terms by a much respected poster around here (don't get me wrong, I like this guy), that "whatever fast bowlers Australia have, England has more and better" (or words to that effect)

This cannot be brushed off like when the Pakistan annihilation at the hands of Ajmal was dismissed as some kind of fluke or Pakistani trickery. This cuts to the very core of English cricket and many will never play test cricket for England again.

But that is a discussion for another day....today is all about redemption, where blokes like Johnson, Haddin and Smith - massive targets of the Moron Army and mentally retarded Andy Flintoff exacted revenger in the most impressive manner possible.

In the immortal words of Bjørge Lillelien:

"Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--we have beaten them all. We have beaten them all. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me? Maggie Thatcher, I have a message for you in the middle of the election campaign. I have a message for you: We have knocked England out of the football World Cup. Maggie Thatcher, as they say in your language in the boxing bars around Madison Square Garden in New York: Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!"

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Re: The pink test (Sydney)
« Reply #401 on: January 05, 2014, 08:10:47 AM »

Does anyone have a video of Haddin's comment about the Carberry bat breakage? Really keen to see it, I was out.
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Re: The pink test (Sydney)
« Reply #402 on: January 05, 2014, 08:28:46 AM »

As per VN, I can't recall a more vociferous, parochial, almost blood-thirsty Australian public before in my time. We've always wanted to win the Ashes, but never has it been like this. We've done a number on them, but the signs were there in England. We did expose England's frail top-order, but Bell papered over those cracks with some brilliant innings at five. Mitchell Johnson roughed up a few, most notably Trott, in the ODI series that followed the Tests, and you just thought if Mitch could get it right that his pace would trouble them on Australian pitches, but I didn't expect what transpired at all. 37 wickets at 14 is just insane, but the damage he did psychologically to England's batsmen, the rough stuff against the tail, general hostility and aggression, it unsettled the Poms to a point where after Brisbane there was only one result this series. Harris, Lyon and Siddle deserve credit for the grunt work they put in, almost as holding/containment bowlers, which sounds a little disrespectful but they were tidy, bowled dry lines, made it difficult to score and hold up an end whilst Mitch blew them away at the other. Watson also bowled some important spells during the series.

The other hatchet job was to make Swann a non-factor, to the point where he quit mid-series. Aside from the openers, the rest of the top seven were all right-handed and good players of spin. It doesn't turn as much over here, the wickets are harder and flatter, they went at him and hit him out of the attack. He didn't take bags of wickets and was also expensive. Anderson too was useless, as he is when it doesn't swing or move off the pitch, and the 3rd seamer was a horror show. Tremlett bowled medium pace, Bresnan was not physically ready given his injury issues, Rankin was wayward and Finn, what happened to him? All up it was a comprehensive annihilation, the nature of all the defeats morale shattering.
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Re: The pink test (Sydney)
« Reply #403 on: January 05, 2014, 08:33:10 AM »

Would've been keen to get that woeful team down in NZ at the moment. I thought we were bad pfffft you Poms were atrocious.

Looking forward to watching the Aussies in SA next month.
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Re: The pink test (Sydney)
« Reply #404 on: January 05, 2014, 08:40:07 AM »

Does anyone have a video of Haddin's comment about the Carberry bat breakage? Really keen to see it, I was out.

I think Haddin was saying it tongue in cheek seeing as he is sponsored by Kook as well
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