Played my first game back in 2 months after getting injured, an it wasn't a pleasant one.
Upon arrival at their ground, their pitch didn't look anything out of the ordinary, until we played on it. Their medium pacer who struggled to get it above stump height on our pitch last season saw his first ball bounce about 3 feet over our openers head and straight over the keeper for 4. This was to be the trend for the game. They also decided to call up their first team bowler to play a second team Division 5 game. Bowling 70mph on that pitch was outright dangerous, it's a good job he didn't bowl to any of the 3 under 13's we had or we would have probably called the game off. My first ball (coming in at number 9) from this my guy shot off a good length and i had to fend it off my face with my arm, which didn't help as it pushed it into my helmet which produced a very nice rattling sound off my grill. We somehow made 146 off 35-ish overs.
It was much of the same for their innings, our 4'11 13 year-old opening bowler was carrying through to the keeper at head height about 15 yards back to add to the bizarreness of the game. Their first team bowler also opened the batting, having much fun smacking 13 year-olds for sixes over cow corner before our leggie came on and cleaned him up. He also had a pop at our young keeper for clapping his gloves as the bowler runs in, fair enough if it is distracting, but shouting at a kid was way out of line. They chased it down with 7 wickets in hands. They also had 4 kids under the age of 16, only two got a bowl and none got a bat. As a team we felt it was a bit pathetic for them to invite 4 kids to play and not even give them a chance to have a game. The entire point of our team is to help bring through the club's youngsters, hence why we gave them all a bowl and all a bat above their usual position, unfortunately it wasn't the same for them. I just can't imagine going into work on a Monday morning and being as proud as they were that they smacked some youngsters around the park.
When they come to our place, once of our older player's may potentially ask his minor county opening bowler son to come and prove a point to them if we're short on players. All in all a bit of a joke of a day.
One last note about the pitch, it's the first time we've ever given a pitch below 3/10 as a club. I think giving it a 1/10 is enough of a statement!