ok, I'll play..........
because of their troubles in facing the angle of the left arm bowler going accross them, england management now advise that Ian Bell and Kevin Pietersen will be batting left handed from now on
Niiiice! I'll play too.
Moving forward in ODi's, all batsmen to apply the 'forward press' to the quicks in order to save time.
Tavare to be brought in as specialist batting coach.
Root to be front line spinner and pinch-hitter
Morgan, Buttler and Bopara immediately dropped for irresponsible batting
Finn as Captain
All pre-match menus to be slipped under Lehman's door
Let's change the colour of our kit again, that'll make us look hard!