I once fell for a sales pitch - "Custom made bat (Kashmir willow) for 35 pounds"
So I placed the order with this seller in India - a light bat, around 2.7 with 35 or more edges.
These were the good old days when they didn't use tree trunks in the name of cricket bats, so the technique of using "super using over dried clefts to create monster bats in extra light weight" was not too popular.
So in order to meet my specs he made me a "custom bat" in size harrow or even small size.
The blade was 104 mm in width and length was also 1.5 inches short. The blade also had a big knot in the middle.
I took the deep cold sigh after opening the parcel and wished if I had played lottery or just tossed 35 pounds out of the car window, instead.
This bat was dead as it gets. I knocked it in for a week, and took it to nets for a season but not an iota of difference.
Finally I took a large size carpenter's hammer, and started tapping it.
I slowly moved to full blown BANGS with the metal head for at least two weeks. I thought it will wake up a dead horse but the that bat remained dead !!
I finally sold it on eBay for 29 pounds.